Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces up, snow is exhilarating; there is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
-John Ruskin

Don't knock the weather, nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
-Kin Hubbard

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get.
-Anonymous

More than the usual number of flakes shut the government down in Washington today.
-WNYW 5 News during the Blizzard of 1996

We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to the weather. Whether we will be able to give you the weather tomorrow will depend on the weather.
-from the Arab News

There is not a more pleasurable smell than the earth in the plains after it rains.
-Jim Cantore

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
-Dolly Parton

Autumn is a season followed immediately be looking forward to spring.
-Doug Larson

All of us could take a lesson from the weather, it pays no attention to criticism.
-North Dekalb Kiwanis Club Beacon

Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.
-Lewis Grizzard

Thunder is the storm's way of laughing.
-Warren Faidley

Spring is nature's way of saying "Let's party!"
-Robin Williams

I am the daughter of the Earth and Water,
And the nursling of the Sky;
I pass through the pores of the ocean and shores;
I change, but I cannot die.
For after the rain when with never a stain
The pavilion of Heaven is bare,
And the winds and sunbeams with their convex gleams
Build up the blue dome of air,
I silently laugh at my own cenotaph,
And out of the caverns of rain,
Like a child from the womb, like a ghost from the tomb,
I arise and unbuild it again.
-Percy Bysshe Shelley

Some people are weatherwise, but most are otherwise.
-Benjamin Franklin

Q: What do a divorce in Eastern Kentucky, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
-Anonymous

Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it.
-Benjamin Franklin

Snowmen fall from the sky unassembled.
-Anonymous

What's the color of the wind?
-Zen Koan

Announced by all the trumpets of the sky; arrives the snow.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

For after all, the best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain.
-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Spring is a wide grin the whole earth wears.
-Anonymous

It turned out to be a mine-field of thunderstorms.
-Steve Fosset, explaining why he ended his around-the-world balloon flight early

The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time.
-Willie Tyler

Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?
-Kelvin Throop III

Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all.
-Stanley Horowitz

As a rule, a man's a fool. When its hot, he wants it cool. When its cool he wants it hot. Always wanting what its not.
-Unknown

Rainbows apologize for angry skies.
-Sylvia Voirol

There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's.
-Clyde Moore

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.
-Patrick Young

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
-George Carlin

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
-Michael Pritchard

When the glorious pearl and alabaster clouds of these noonday storms are being built, I never give attention to anything else. No mountain or mountain range, however divinely clothed with light, has a more enduring charm than those fleeting mountains of the sky.
-John Muir