Greg Maddox is harder to read than a Russian novel.
-FOX TV Commentator during 1997 All-Star Game

If you don't want to have anything to do with baseball, move to Norway.
-Nike

Randy Johnson looks like something out of Jurrasic Park jumping off the mound at you.
-FOX TV Commentator during 1997 All-Star Game

It's just throwing and catching and hitting and running. What's simpler than that?
-Paul Richards, Orioles Manager (1955-1961)

Slumps are like a soft bed. They're easy to get into and hard to get out of.
-Johnny Bench

Baseball is fun. I love it.
-Wade Boggs

It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
-Hank Aaron